Feeling Rules
Because emotions are everything, apparently.
Rule 1: Be Grumpy for Exactly 30 Minutes After Waking Up
You must spend the first 30 minutes of your day grumbling about everything, including but not limited to:
- The weather
- The price of coffee
- The existence of mornings
Read more about Section 2: The Art of Procrastination
Rule 2: Be Dramatic for Exactly 5 Minutes Before a Meeting
You must arrive at least 5 minutes early to a meeting and spend that time dramatically declaring:
- "I'm so excited to be here!"
- "I've been waiting for this moment all day!"
- "I'm not just here for the free donuts, I'm here for the ideas!"
Read more about Section 3: The Art of Overstating the Obvious
Rule 3: Be Slightly Irritable for Exactly 10 Minutes After Lunch
You must take 10 minutes to complain about the quality of the provided sustenance:
- "This salad is an affront to the very concept of 'food'."
- "The coffee is an abomination."
- "I demand a raise in the cafeteria budget!"
Read more about Section 4: The Art of Constructive Whining
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