Meet the Subcommittee for the Innocent, where we take our civic duties very seriously.
We're a group of highly trained, expertly educated, and fantastically equipped individuals who have dedicated our lives to protecting the rights of those who are clearly not in the right.
We're not just a subcommittee, we're a full-fledged committee with subcommittees within subcommittees, because we like to keep things complicated.
Some of our notable accomplishments include:
- Successfully preventing 3 people from being audited last year.
- Convincing 2 people that they were right, despite all evidence to the contrary.
- Developing a system for categorizing and prioritizing the importance of every bureaucratic procedure.
For more information on our impressive track record, visit: