Chairperson: Lord McSnobbington III, Esq.
Vice-Chair: Duchess Whimsybottom, Phd.
Members:
Because, let's be real, someone has to do the dirty work.
We propose the establishment of a new class of highly trained, highly paid, and highly exclusive handlers to cater to the every whim of the elite.
These handlers will be trained in the art of doing nothing, and will be equipped with an extensive knowledge of the world's finest luxury goods and services.
Our goal is to ensure that the privileged few can live their best lives, unencumbered by the pesky concerns of the common folk.
We believe that even the most elite among us need a break from the constant pampering and coddling.
Therefore, we propose that all secret handlers be entitled to 30 days of mandatory vacation time, spent in the most luxurious of settings.
Our vision is for a world where the privileged can rest easy, knowing that their handlers are well and happy, and ready to return to their duties with renewed vigor and aplomb.