Our Mission
To provide marginally acceptable living conditions for the moderately dispossessed.
Through a combination of our expertise, bureaucratic red tape, and sheer stubbornness, we aim to make life slightly less painful for those who have less than others.
We are the Subcommittee for the Slightly Less Privileged, and we're here to help you navigate the minefield of mediocrity that is your daily life.
Our services include:
- Marginally acceptable housing
- Moderately edible food options
- Subpar public transportation
- Occasional access to clean water