Bob: I like the idea of using "We're the Committee!" as our new slogan. It's catchy, it's fun, it's... well, it's not as bad as the old one.

Jane: But what about "United We Stand"?

John: Actually, I think we should go with "Synergy-Driven, Results-Oriented Committee Excellence Initiative". It has a certain... je ne sais quoi.

Alice: EBMG stands for Excellence By Merit Good Guys, and that's all you need to know.