We Don't Need Your Money, But We'll Take It Anyway

Our commune has reached critical levels of existential dread, and we're starting to think that maybe, just maybe, your spare change can help us survive another week.

Donate to our cause and receive:

• A warm, fuzzy feeling in your heart (not guaranteed, but we'll try our best)
• A personalized thank-you note from our leader, who promises not to burn down your house
• A 10% chance of actually being useful to us, but let's be real, you're probably not going to be useful

Pledge Your Support and help us stay in our underground bunker for another cycle of the moon.

Or, you know, just donate directly if you're feeling extra charitable today.