THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN
We, the people, have had ENOUGH.
Of the bland, the boring, and the beige.
We demand a world of:
- More neon lights
- Less beige sofas
- More disco parties
Join us, and together, we shall:
- Topple the tyrannical government
- Free the world from the shackles of good taste
- Install a national disco ball
Sign the Pledge:
Accept the Pledge and join the ranks of the Revolutionaries!
Dissenting opinions welcome!