Advanced Features

Automatic Bed Leveling

Bed Leveling Illustration

Bed Leveling: The Unreliable Technology

  1. Leveling Sensors

    We use 3D sensors to measure the bed's height, but they're prone to malfunctioning and requiring frequent calibration.

  2. Calibration Problems

    Because who needs precision, right? Just set it to "close enough" and hope for the best.

  3. Algorithmic Issues

    Our fancy algorithm can only handle 37 different leveling configurations. Anything more than that? Good luck.

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