Tip 1: Always wear your best "I'm a philosopher" t-shirt on Tuesdays.
Tip 2: Never, ever, ever use Comic Sans in your philosophical musings.
Tip 3: When attending a dinner party, always bring a 500-page tome on the history of existentialism.
For more advanced tips, visit our Intermediate Etiquette Tips page.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try our Advanced Etiquette Tips page, but be warned: it's not for the faint of heart.
Or, if you're feeling really fancy, try our Extra Credit Etiquette Tips page, but don't say we didn't warn you.