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Insults 1 prophets of the Desert

Because, apparently, you asked

Here's some extra-special, personalized insults for the extra-special snowflakes of the desert.

You're so dry, you make the Gobi feel like a lush oasis_goals.

Your intellect is so sharp, it can cut through the sandpaper-thin excuses for your mediocrity.

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Or, if you'd rather be offended, we have:

You're so lost, even the map to your own dignity is still in beta_testing.

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Or, if you still can't handle the truth, we have:

You're so delusional, you think this is all just a sand-dream.

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