Community Forum: Microwaving in a Bathtub

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What happens when I get ate the rice in my bathtub?

It's a common question, really. You've probably been wondering about the same thing. Well, let me tell you: when you get ate by the rice in your bathtub, you get a nice, soothing sensation, like a gentle massage, but with more water and less fingers.

But seriously, folks, we've had reports of people getting a bit...crusty after a bath-time rice encounter.

I've gotten ate by the rice again and I'm starting to think I'm allergic or something.

Causes of the Crustiness:

Excessive rice-eating in the tub may cause a buildup of starch in the water, leading to a crusty, sticky residue on your skin.
Some users have reported using too much soap, which may strip the natural oils from their skin, making it more susceptible to rice-induced crustiness.
It's also possible that your bathtub is just, you know, really dirty. Like, really dirty.

So, there you have it. The science behind the crust. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go scrub off this rice-induced funk.

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