Our Story

In a world where functionality is a disease, we found a cure: more functionality.

We're a group of rebels, fighting against the tyranny of simplicity and boring design. Our motto? 'More buttons, fewer words.'

Meet the Heroes Read the Manifesto

And, of course, our story wouldn't be complete without a dash of existential dread: What does it all mean?

This page is dedicated to the memory of our beloved founder, Balthazar McSnazz, who died trying to fit 17 buttons on a single page.