Advanced Sarcasm Writing: A Letter to My Mom

Dear Mom,

'Tis a truth universally acknowledged, that a single person in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of something to be sarcastic about.

I am that person.

I mean, have you seen the price of avocados lately? It's like they're trying to rob us of our last penny.

I know what you're thinking: "But honey, avocados are good for you!"

Save it, Mom. I've seen the nutrition facts, and let me tell you, they're just a bunch of fancy math problems.

Now, if you want to help me out, I could really use some cash to buy actual food.

Love, Your Sarcastic Child

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[code> // Sarcasm is like, totally not overused. var sarcasm = "I'm soooo done with this."; console.log(sarcasm);