Buffalo Wings of Despair: The Recipe for the Soul's Demise
Welcome, friend, to the most devastating, soul-destroying recipe known to humanity.
These are not your ordinary buffalo wings. No, no, no. These are the kind that will drive you to the brink of madness and back again.
Ingredients:
- 1 lb chicken wings
- 1 cup butter, melted and poured into a pit of despair
- 1 cup hot sauce, brewed from the tears of the damned
- 1 tsp paprika, harvested from the depths of the underworld
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 500 degrees, or until your kitchen is a smoldering ruin.
- Season wings with paprika, but beware, for it is a spice of great power and little mercy.
- Drizzle melted butter over wings, but do not be surprised when the flames of madness consume you.
- Drizzle hot sauce over wings, and weep at the horror of your own existence.
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