Undercooked Rice: Recipes for the Advanced

For those who've mastered the art of overcooking, it's time to take it to the next level.

Recipe 1: The Triple-Whammy Overcook

Take 3 cups of undercooked rice, add 1 cup of water, and stir until it's just shy of charcoal.

Learn the secret technique!

Recipe 2: The Reverse-Engineering Method

Take 1 cup of undercooked rice, add 10 cups of cold water, and stir until it's just... well, you get the idea.

Understand the science behind the madness!

Recipe 3: The 'I-Give-Up' Method

Take 5 cups of undercooked rice, add 1 cup of despair, and... just go with it.

Embrace the existential crisis!