Complaints About Your Complaints

Dear Whomever Is Reading This,

We're aware that our website is currently experiencing a 100% chance of complaints.

Here are a few of the complaints we've received:

• Our website is not sufficiently complainty.
• The background is too light.
• We don't have enough complaints.

Complaints are currently being accepted at /submit-complaint for the low, low price of absolutely free.

Or, if you'd rather not submit a complaint, you may enjoy our collection of pre-existing complaints.