Rules and Regulations: A Guide to Not Getting Fired

A. General Provisions

1. All employees are expected to wear pants at all times.

2. Do not stare at coworkers. It is rude.

3. The coffee machine is not a social experiment.

B. Specific Provisions

1. Section B-1: Do not use the company toaster for personal use.

2. Section B-2: The foosball table is off-limits during work hours.

3. Section B-3: Do not use the office supplies for crafting your own artisanal soap.

Section C: Miscellaneous Provisions