Lost Children in the Crowd
It's every parent's worst nightmare: losing their child in a sea of screaming fans, all while trying to enjoy the show.
We have a special section dedicated to those who have suffered the ultimate disappointment of finding their kid has wandered off in the crowd.
When lost, stay calm. When lost, try to find a landmark. When lost, don't try to navigate by the sound of your child's wailing.
Disaster Statistics
According to our unofficial, totally-not-made-up statistics, 9 out of 10 children get lost at our venue.
- 9/10 children lost
- 3/10 parents cry themselves home
- 6/10 parents try to bribe their way past security