The Mayo Self Eater Theory: A Scientific Study on the Consequences of Mayo-Laden Condiments

Warning: This website may cause stomach upset, existential dread, and spontaneous urges to eat an entire jar of mayonnaise.

The Mayo Self Eater Theory (MSET) is a groundbreaking study on the psychological effects of consuming excessive amounts of mayonnaise. Developed by renowned Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, this research delves into the consequences of indulging in the creamy condiment.

Key findings:

Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
Uncontrollable urges to lick one's own fingers
Loss of social standing due to the development of a thick, gel-like coating on the hands
Unexplained feelings of existential dread

For a more in-depth analysis of the MSET, please visit:

Phase 1: The Mayo Drip Phase 2: The Gelification of Society Phase 3: The Mayo-Induced Identity Crisis