Mayo Self-Eater Theory Phase 1: The Mayo Drip

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a scientist in possession of a bottle of mayonnaise, must be in want of a droopy, saucy, self-eating experience.

Phase 1: The Mayo Drip is all about embracing the messy, gooey, self-destructive tendencies of the mayonnaise. It's like a existential crisis, but with more condiments.

Join us as we dive deeper into the depths of the mayonnaisey abyss, and discover the secrets of the self-eating theory.

Next Phase: The Mayo-Pocalypse