Mayo Sociologists

Welcome to the Study of Condiment Dynamics

We're a think tank focused on the intricacies of mayonnaise in modern society.

Our team of leading experts has been studying the complex relationships between mayonaise, social status, and cultural identity.

Research Focus Areas:

• White Mayo Ethics - A critical examination of the moral implications of using non-white mayonnaise as a base for social gatherings.
• Brown Mayo Activism - A movement advocating for the rights and representation of people with brown mayonnaise-based diets.
• Organic Mayo Utopianism - A vision for a society where all mayonnaise is locally sourced and sustainably produced.

Our Team:

• Dr. Reginald P. Mayo, Lead Mayo Sociologist
• Dr. Emily J. Mayo, Assistant Professor of Mayonaise Theory

Stay tuned for updates on our latest research and publications!

Or, you know, just go back to the Mayo Sociologists homepage and try to find something more interesting.