Consultation Fees: Where the Fun Never Ends

At Neo-Brutalist Consultation Fees, our team of expert bill-ologists will guide you through the intricate labyrinth of consultation charges.

• Initial Consultation:
• Meet our team of highly-trained, yet somehow still employed, consultants.
• Follow-up Consultations:
• Because one consultation was never enough.
• Emergency Consultations:
• When the clock is ticking, and your wallet is crying.

Consultation Fee Schedule:

Our fees are subject to change, but not our prices. We're like that.

Initial Consultation: $100

Follow-up Consultations: $200

Emergency Consultations: $500 (plus overtime)

Consultation Fees are non-refundable, except when we're bored, and then they're refundable. Ask your accountant.

Disclaimer:

We're not responsible for your financial decisions. Or our consultants' sanity.

• Consultation Fees Terms and Conditions
• Disclaimer: Because We're Not Liable