Basic Arrangement Minimalist Chaos: Contact Us

For emergencies only, we have a phone support line available. Don't call unless it's absolutely necessary, though. We're trying to achieve a state of perfect minimalism here.

Or, you know, if you just want to send us some hate mail, that's cool too. Send us some feedback about how much our website sucks.

But honestly, if you just want to chat with us about the meaning of life, we're all ears.

Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)