By the power of sheer laziness, I can accomplish anything I set my mind to.
Or, at the very least, I can accomplish anything that doesn't require me to get off the couch.
Want to learn more about the art of doing nothing?
Check out our subpage on Procrastination Tactics for expert tips on how to waste even more time.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Procrastination Pitfalls for some cautionary tales on how not to waste even more time.
But wait, there's more! Visit our Procrastination Superpowers page for a comprehensive guide on how to use your laziness to achieve greatness.
Or, if you're just plain tired, go back to bed.