Procrastination Superpowers

Warning: the following list of Procrastination Superpowers is not a guide, but an excuse.

Telekinetic Procrastination:

Ability to mentally move objects, including but not limited to, laundry, dishes, and that one bill you've been putting off.

Ability to manipulate time, allowing you to be late, yet still arrive exactly on time. It's like being on time, but not really.

Ability to warp the fabric of reality, causing deadlines and schedules to bend and twist at your whim.