Procrastination Superpowers: The Reality Distortion Edition

A guide to mastering the art of doing nothing, while making it look like you're doing something.

Learn the art of Reality Distortion with our expert guides.

Master the art of deflecting responsibility, with our Deflection Techniques guide.

Discover how to turn any task into a thrilling reality TV marathon.

Learn to slow down time, and speed up your procrastination skills.

Disclaimer: Procrastination Superpowers, and Reality Distortion, are not actually a real thing. But if you pretend they are, they can actually be quite useful.

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