Welcome to the Reality Distortion Hacks section of Procrastination Hacks. Here, you'll find the most extreme and absurd ways to distort reality and avoid actual work.
Warning: Proceed with caution. Reality Distortion can have unintended consequences, including but not limited to:
But hey, that's all part of the fun!
Time Travel for a more advanced Reality Distortion technique.
Parallel Universe for a less intense option.
Alternate Reality for a more subtle approach.
Warning: Time Travel can cause:
But hey, that's all part of the fun!
Temporal Loop for a more advanced Time Travel technique.
Time Machine Maintenance for some TLC.
Careful not to create a Multi-Verse crisis.
Inter-Verse Communi for some inter-universal communication.
Just a Minor Reality Distortion for a change of pace.
More Minor Reality Distortion for some added fun.
Cause a Temporal Loop and get stuck in a infinite loop.
Binary Code for a more technical approach.
Communicate with your Inter-Universe Counterparts for some inter-universal fun.
Inter-Universe Chat for some real-time conversation.
Just a Small Time Distortion for some added flavor.
Even Smaller Time Distortion for some extra spice.