Advanced Excuses Generator

This is a highly advanced excuse generator, utilizing the most sophisticated algorithms and algorithms to craft the perfect excuse for any situation.

Random Excuse of the Day:

My computer crashed because I had to upgrade to the latest version of Computer Upgrades.

Popular Excuse Templates:

General Excuse:

• The dog ate my homework - A classic, timeless, and highly effective excuse.
• I had an unexpected meeting with my couch - A great excuse when you just need some time to relax.

Excuse Variations:

Weather Excuse:

• The weather was too heavy for me to function
• I was too hot to handle

Advanced Excuse Techniques:

Advanced Algorithmic Excuse Generation:

Click here for a truly randomized excuse

(Warning: May not be suitable for those easily confused)