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Consultations: Advanced

Professor Pangloss' Unconventional Arrangements

Expertise: Unorthodox furniture arrangement, Unconventional art consulting, Unorthodox organizational systems.

Specializing in: The art of putting the couch in front of the fridge, Creating the ultimate snack food pyramid, The science of proper bookshelf placement.

Services offered:

Expert Furniture Arranger - Because your grandmother's furniture is so last season.
Unorthodox Art Consultant - We'll make that weird cousin's painting look like a Pollock.
Proper Bookshelf Placement Expert - Your books will never be lonely again.