IT Services

Where the magic happens... and by magic, we mean our overworked and underpaid team of IT wizards.

Our IT Services are:

• Network Administration - We'll try to get the Wi-Fi working.
• Database Administration - We'll try to remember what the database is called.
• Infrastructure Planning - We'll draw some boxes on a piece of paper.

We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you're not satisfied with our services, we'll give you a refund. Or we'll just pretend to be sad and tell you that you're not a real person and we're not actually doing anything for you.

Our team consists of:

• Bob, our lead IT wizard
• Sarah, our database expert (who actually remembers what the database is called)
• Boris, our network specialist (who's really good at playing solitaire)

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