Our Cookie Policy: A Deliciously Honest Disclosure

We use cookies. Like, lots of cookies. We're talking cookie monsters. But not just any cookies, we're talking Cookie Monsters!

Our cookies are crunchy, chewy, and full of sugar and spices. They're like tiny little presents for your browser. But don't worry, we're not trying to steal your data or sell your soul (unless you've been eating too many Cookie Heroin - that's a whole other story).

We use cookies for:

To make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside (like a cookie-filled hug)
To help us understand what you're doing on our site (so we can make more cookies)
To serve you ads that are 99% more likely to be relevant than not
To make our site look pretty (like a cookie-crafted masterpiece)

If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us at /contact. Or, you know, just eat a cookie and forget about it. We won't judge.