Terms and Conditions of Evil Corp
Welcome, minions, to the Terms and Conditions of Evil Corp, the most diabolical corporation in the world.
Section 1: The Evil Corp Way
By using our services, you agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions:
- We reserve the right to do evil.
- We reserve the right to make you do evil.
- We reserve the right to make you do evil, while we do good.
- We reserve the right to make you do evil, while we do good, while you do evil.
Section 2: The Minion's Bill of Rights (or Obligations)
You, the minion, have the following obligations:
- Be loyal to Evil Corp, or face the wrath of our overlords.
- Be productive, or risk being replaced by a more efficient minion.
- Keep your evil plans confidential, or face the consequences.
Section 3: The Evil Corp Promise
We, Evil Corp, promise to:
- Provide a stimulating and evil-filled work environment.
- Give you opportunities for professional growth, as long as it aligns with our evil goals.
- Treat you like the minion you are, but not too well.
Section 4: The Evil Corp Disclaimers
By using our services, you agree that:
- Evil Corp is not responsible for any evil deeds committed by you.
- Evil Corp is not responsible for any good deeds committed by you, unless they align with our evil goals.
Section 5: The Evil Corp Links
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By using our services, you agree that you have read, understand, and will comply with these Terms and Conditions.