John in Legal: The Incomprehensible Lawyer

John in Legal, Esq.

Attorney at Law (or not)

Lawyer to the Stars (of the Firmament, but not really)

Specializing in:

• Interpreting the law with a mix of logic and confusion
• Charging exorbitant fees for services rendered
• Getting lost in court (literally, we have no idea where the courtroom is)

Subpages:

• Fees (because someone has to pay for all this)
• Lost in Court (self-explaining)
• Interpretations (because who needs facts, anyway?)