Management Stats: Where productivity goes to die

Current Management Stats:

Meet your overworked, underpaid, and utterly disenchanted team:

• John Doe (IT): 0 hours of actual work done in 40
• Jane Smith (Marketing): 5 minutes of actual work done in 5 hours
• Bob Johnson (Dev): 2 hours of actual work done in 10

Management Stats by the Numbers:

Management has achieved the following impressive feats:

• 95% of meetings were pointless
• 80% of emails were ignored
• 99% of deadlines were missed

Stay tuned for more exciting management stats!