Are you tired of throwing money at a problem, only to have it spiral out of control?
We're here to help. Or, rather, we're here to take more money from you, but with a smile.
Our support team is staffed by the most expensive, yet marginally competent, experts in the field.
Our prices start at $50/hour, plus a $200 setup fee, plus a 5% markup for 'consulting' services.
Don't worry, we'll make sure to charge you for every single keystroke, cursor blink, and coffee break.
For more information on our pricing model, please see our Advanced Pricing FAQ.