Privacy Policy
By submitting your application, you're basically asking us to rule over your soul.
We'll collect your email address, your name, and your deepest secrets, and use them for our own amusement.
Don't worry, we'll never sell your data to the highest bidder. Unless the highest bidder is a giant, sentient pineapple.
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