Meeting Prophets - Alan the Eloquent

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"A meeting without a clear agenda is like a conversation without a punchline - pointless."

"The only thing more painful than a meeting about meetings is a meeting about meetings during a meeting."

• "Meetings should be like pizza - hot, fresh, and with a clear crust."
• "The art of the meeting is to make the other person listen, not to make them talk."

• 1982: The first recorded meeting where the prophet Alan spoke without being asked to.
• 2007: The prophet Alan wrote the book "The Art of Meeting Prophesy".
• 2019: Alan's meeting prophesies went viral on social media.