Meeting Prophets: A Guide to Navigating Redundant Meetings

Bob the Boring: Prophet of the Mundane

"The meeting was a success because it was a meeting," says Bob, the prophet of the mundane. "We accomplished nothing, but we're all on the same page, which, I suppose, is a feat."

Meet the Prophet's Guide to Navigating Redundant Meetings: A Step-by-Step Guide

• Step 1: Sit in a meeting for hours, saying nothing.
• Step 2: Make sure your coffee cup has exactly 3.14 inches of liquid.
• Step 3: Use PowerPoint to make an 8-hour presentation about something completely unrelated to the topic.

Read more of Bob's Meeting Prophecies in the Meeting Prophets' Bible

Also, try:

• Meeting Prophets' Bible
• A Brief History of Meetings