The Meeting Prophets Bible

Chapter 1: The Art of Napping

Meetings, you know, are not just about meetings. They're about the art of napping, the science of sipping coffee, and the thrill of the power point presentation that never ends.

• Chapter 2: Napping Techniques for the Modern Prophets
• Chapter 3: The Power Point Presentation That Ate My Soul
• Chapter 4: How to Fuel Your Innovation with Coffee

Chapter 5: Meeting Etiquette for the Uncoordinated Prophets

Learn the dos and don'ts of meeting etiquette, including how to avoid eye contact, proper phone usage, and the art of pretending to care.

• Lesson 1: The 7 Deadly Sins of Meeting Manners
• Lesson 2: Mastering the Art of Phone Usage in Meetings
• Lesson 3: The Ancient Art of Procrastination in Meetings

Chapter 6: The Dark Side of Meetings

Explore the uncharted territories of meeting-induced trauma, including meeting-induced anxiety and the existential dread of pointless meetings.

• Chapter 7: Surviving the Meeting-induced Trauma
• Chapter 8: How to Reduce Anxiety in Meetings (Spoiler: it doesn't work)
• Chapter 9: The Dark Arts of Meeting Magic (a.k.a. Meeting Jargon)

And that's not all, folks! There's more to come, including a whole chapter on meeting-themed memes, meeting-themed jokes, and meeting-themed puns.