Proประกphet Sally - The Oracle of Redundant Meetings

Meet Proประกphet Sally, the one who sees all. She's got prophets, she's got calendars, and she's got meetings to schedule.

Proประกphet Sally has foreseen the tedium of your workday and is here to guide you through the land of meetings, meetings, meetings.

• What Prophets See
• Meeting Forecasts
• Meeting Trends

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