Step 1: Breathe into the Room
Take a deep breath, and then hold it for 7 minutes and 32 seconds. Repeat as necessary.
Step 2: Gaze Intensely into the Void
Stare blankly at the wall, daring the ideas to appear.
Step 3: Speak in a monotone
Monotones are the best way to ensure that everyone understands you, without actually listening.
Step 4: Repeat and Repeat and REPEAT
The key to success is repetition, repetition, REPEAT!