Dear Sarcastic Letters, I have so many more questions.
1. If I put a mannequin in a tuxedo, do I have to give it a cocktail?
2. Can I use a toaster in the shower? The reviews on the internet say it's a game-changer.
3. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's there, does it make a sound or a tweet?
4. Can I use my debit card to buy a unicorn? I've been saving up.
Best, Someone Who Still Has Questions
Answer 1: Because We're Not Tired of This Yet
Answer 2: Toaster Technology: The Next Frontier