Zeta is responsible for making sure the website doesn't crash, most of the time.
Meet Alpha, Our Resident AI Whiz KidBeta is Zeta's arch-nemesis. She spends all day writing sonnets and playing the trombone.
Learn more about Epsilon, Our Enigmatic CTOGamma is a sentient, talking eggplant with a penchant for 80s synth music.
Read about how Delta, Our Mysterious QA Guru, saved the world from a 0-day exploit