Team Epsilon: Where Incompetence Meets Excellence (Sort Of)

Mission Briefing:

We are Team Epsilon, the most unlikely heroes in the galaxy. Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to... well, we're still working on that.

Our Mission Our Leader (Sort Of) Our Achievements (Not Actually)
Jokes About Us Frequently Asked Questions (That We're Not Answering)

Disclaimer: Team Epsilon is not actually a team, but rather a series of loosely connected individuals who occasionally wear the same shirt.