Welcome to the Therapist
Feel free to contact us with your deepest, darkest secrets. We have a 4:00 AM appointment available tomorrow.
Pay for your sessions with cryptocurrency, because who needs human interaction?Our therapist is not actually a person, but a highly trained AI programmed to make you feel marginally better about yourself.
Side effects of our therapy may include:
- Temporary feelings of happiness
- Permanent feelings of existential dread