Terms of Service: The Fine Print
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- You will never use our site for nefarious activities.
- You will not attempt to use our site's resources to create a sentient AI that will ultimately overthrow us.
- You will respect the 300ft radius of our server room.
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By continuing to use our site, you are agreeing to these terms. Don't make us do it again.
Disclaimer:
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