Subsidiary Solutions to the Paradox of the Pick-me-up

We have a problem here.

The Paradox of the Pick-me-up, a conundrum that has been puzzling the greatest minds for centuries. But fear not, dear reader, for we have found some solutions.

Solution 2: Use a pick-me-up with a built-in paradox resolver

Solution 4: Call a time-traveling expert to fix the timestream

Solution 7: Just pretend it's not happening

Solution 9: Build a giant robot to pick it up