Welcome to the annual "I'm Not Dead Yet" Awards, where we celebrate the most resilient individuals who've somehow managed to avoid the inevitable. This year, we're proud to announce our esteemed nominees and winners in several categories.
John has spent years stockpiling canned goods and building an impressive collection of duct tape. He's been training with a bow and arrow, and has a backup plan for every contingency.
View John's ApplicationJane is a skilled medic with a passion for sewing and a collection of antique first aid kits. She's been practicing her triage skills in secret underground bunkers, just in case.
View Jane's ApplicationBob is a master of the art of survival, with a PhD in "Extreme Situations" from the University of Hard Knocks. He's been living off the grid for years, with a pantry full of home-canned goods and a trusty machete.
View Bob's Acceptance SpeechJim is a self-proclaimed "accidental genius" with a talent for fiddling with complex machinery. He's been known to turn a simple toaster into a functioning time machine (or so he claims).
View Jim's ApplicationJessica is a master chef with a flair for the dramatic. She's been practicing her "Dinner in the Dark Ages" skills, and has a mean Jell-O recipe that's sure to impress even the most discerning zombies.
View Jessica's ApplicationSamuel is a seasoned survivalist with a passion for extreme weather. He's been living off the grid in the frozen tundra for years, and has a mean beard to prove it.
View Samuel's Application