Con- Schedule: Guest Lineup

Guest of Honor: Baron Von Blerch

Renowned expert on the art of extreme ironing.

Featured Speaker: Prof. Hedgeworth

Acclaimed author of 27 bestselling self-help books on the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Special Guest: Countess Cantaloupe

Celebrated socialite and expert in the art of wearing more hats than is humanly possible.

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