Course Description
Learn the art of sword-swallowing from certified experts, but not those boring ones from the Guild of Stunt Performers. No! This course teaches sword-swallowing for hobbits, with an emphasis on practical applications, such as sword-swallowing for snacks, sword-swallowing as a stress relief, and sword-swallowing as a form of self-defense.
Agenda
- Introduction to Sword-Swallowing for Hobos: 9:00 AM - 9:30 AM
- Warm-up Exercises: 9:30 AM - 10:30 AM
- Practical Sword-Swallowing Techniques: 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM
- Lunch Break: 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
- Intermediate Sword-Swallowing: 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM
- Q&A and Sword-Swallowing Showdown: 2:30 PM - 3:30 PM
Trainers
- Professor Bumblesworth, Sword-Swallowing Extraordinaire
- Mr. P. F. Flibber, Expert on Sword-Swallowing for Snacking